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~BRITISH~
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."  
[X] Fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (I'm not quite sure what a full english breakfast is.)
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[ ] It's football.... Not soccer. (WRONG)
Total: 1

~AUSTRALIAN~
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
Total: 4

~ITALIAN~
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (No, but I make my own sauces. ... That sounded dirty. I was trying to say that I like to cook)
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 1

~SPANISH~
[ ] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos. (who doesn't)
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned. (You see, being dark skinned isn't really a Spanish thing though. Neither are tacos for that matter.)
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2

~RUSSIAN~
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house. (And the great parenting award goes to ... My mom!)
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You can speak some Russian.
[/] You love listening to techno. (Not so much techno as dubstep, but close. Half point)
Total: 3 1/2

~POLISH~
[ ] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total: 0

~IRISH ~
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[X] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or starts/ends with ay, on, un, an, or in
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had red hair. (I've had it all within three weeks)
[ ] You have/had freckles.
Total: 3

~ASIAN ~
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] you like rice a lot. (it's another food)
[X] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth..
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 1

~GERMAN~
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're under 5'4" (off by nearly a foot)
[ ] You have been to Germany
Total: 3

~CANADIAN~
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house. (no, but one of my mom's boyfriends did.)
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
Total: 0

~FRENCH~
[X] You like French toast.
[ ] You love wine.
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[X] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. (Why is this French?Protestant would be more northern Europe for example)
Total: 2

~AMERICAN~
[X] You like fast food.
[X] You call football football and soccer soccer
[ ] You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island
[ ] You watch way too much TV
[ ] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[X] You have/had a dog
[ ] You have a cushy job
[ ] You cried when Steve Jobs died
Total: 3

~NORWEGIAN~
[X] You know what lefse is.
[] You can speak some Norwegian.
[] You love trolls.
[X] You know what lutefisk is.
[X] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[X] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[X] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[X] You know how to fish or have fished before.
Total: 6

~BELGIAN~
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] You like french fries. (Fun fact The french from french fries comes from the process of frenching the potatoes. It has nothing to do with France)
[X] You think Belgian chocolate rules. (chocolate is chocolate)
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[X] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team suck.
[X] You drive/own a French or German car. (2003 VW Jetta stick shift)
Total: 4

~DUTCH~
[X] You like the color orange. (it's a color, it can be fun to work with)
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] You have a cheerful nature.
[X] You like the sea.
[X] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favor the megalomania.
Total: 3

Norwegian, who woulda guessed.